Introduction & Masterpost
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hat_writes_stuffHello, I'm Almighty Hat. You may know me from such Dreamwidths as Hat Plays Sims and Hat Plays Dolls. If you're looking for Sims 2 downloads or doll collecting nonsense, try those links. This is where I post fanfiction.
I have no idea what to really put in this introduction beyond an apology-- I'm almost always writing something, but very frequently, I don't finish it (I'm very, very bad at endings), don't post it, or I'm writing in a shared AU set in a not-too-distant future made of so many crossovers we just call it Mashup. I won't be posting everything that I've ever written here, because some of it got heartily Jossed and some of it just isn't as good as I thought it was six years ago.
As a standard disclaimer, all characters, properties, and related indicia are property of their respective copyright holders. No copyright infringement is intended and no profit is made.
... That said, I'm not too proud to accept handouts or even bribes, so if you like what I do here and want to help me pay my bills or feed my cats or fix my teeth so I have more time and energy to write stuff, well:
or
Become a Patron!
I might be willing to do fic commissions, even, depending on spoons and muses.
As of May 2020, Disney set out a terms-of-use update, the pertinent details of which can be found here, the shortened short version of which is Disney has quietly decided to declare that any fanwork based on their media is now Disney's property and they are allowed to use it in any way they see fit, whether or not it is posted to a website Disney controls, so long as it is in a publicly accessible place. As such, most works of mine in Disney-owned fandoms will be sort of soft-removed from AO3 and placed under restricted access here on Dreamwidth until Disney's terms-of-service are amended to at minimum compensate fan creators for work appropriated by Disney for Disney's for-profit use. Restricted access means 'not publicly accessible.' (Which works are not restricted-access? So far just To Be Free-- because Disney hasn't wanted to acknwoledge the Aladdin animated series since they got Robin Wiliams back for King of Thieves, and because as the story is a canon-divergence retelling of the first movie, I don't think anything but a couple of minor headcanons could actually be of any use to Disney.)
Add me to your circle and let me know if you'd like to be added to my access list. I am more likely to grant access if your Dreamwidth looks like it belongs to a real person.
Crossovers
Nice Car: Transformers 2007 movie/Knight Rider Original Series, gen (background Sam/Mikaela), Old Fic
Hot Wheels: Transformers 2007 movie/Knight Rider Original Series, gen (with 'Kitt is sexy' undertones, background Sam/Mikaela), Old Fic
Pay It Forward: Marvel Cinematic Universe/Marvel 616 Comics, gen
Transformers 2007 Movie
Expectancy: Gen, slightly sad, Old Fic
A-Wassailing: Gen (with background ships of canonically-married couples), Christmassy, Old Fic
Moving On: Het (non-graphic), Sam/Carly, Mikaela/Raul, Old Fic
Transformers Beast Wars
Save the World (to Conquer it Later): Het (technically), Blackarachnia/Starscream-in-Waspinator's-body, potential pre-Blackarachnia/Silverbolt
Monster High
Up On The Roof: Gen (due to viewpoint character being oblivious), background Cleo/Deuce, potential pre-Deuce/Rochelle.
Clear The Air: Het (non-graphic), Abbey/Heath, brief mention of Frankie/Jackson/Clair/Holt tumbleweed thing.
Whatever, Whenever, However: Het (non-graphic), Jackson/Toralei (no really), brief mentions of other characters and ships, including but not limited to Jackson/Frankie, Toralei/Rocco, Deuce/Cleo and Heath/Abbey
Strange Cases: Het (non-graphic), Jackson and Holt's parents
Boo York Minute: Het (technically), background Cleo/Deuce, referenced Seth/Nefera and Seth/Cleo arranged marriages, past Ramses/Mrs. de Nile
Prometheus and Pandora Het (technically), background real-life historical relationship referenced
Disney's Aladdin (Film, Sequels, & Animated Series)
To Be Free: Het (non-graphic), technically Aladdin/Jasmine and Jasmine/Mozenrath, periodic mature themes (check warnings well, they're different for each part)
Lucky Bird, Inside a Gilded Cage
All You Hold is Dust
Free to Throw Away a Treasure
Marvel Cinematic Universe
Tabula Rasa: Gen, messed-up viewpoint character (starring the Winter Soldier)
With Anyone Else But Me: Het (non-graphic), Steve Rogers/Peggy Carter, bittersweet
Jurassic World
Positive Associations: Gen, sad, animal abuse/neglect, strong language
Found In Translation: Het (non-graphic), Claire Dearing/Owen Grady, PG-13, violence, violent animals, violence against animals, swearing; Harry Potter fusion. This is the polished/edited version. (Original Version for posterity)
Found In Translation Interstitial Scenes:
Pack Dynamics: Gen, PG-13, canonical human character death
The Fool Who Follows Him: Gen, soft PG for strong language
Girl Genius
Smells Like Hope: Het (non-graphic), Agatha Heterodyne/Jorgi with background Adam/Lilith; generally not worse than canon, but that's not saying much (check warnings well on each installment)
Fear
Missing
Epistolary
Reveal
Debrief
Hanging
Diplomatic
Meanwhile
I have no idea what to really put in this introduction beyond an apology-- I'm almost always writing something, but very frequently, I don't finish it (I'm very, very bad at endings), don't post it, or I'm writing in a shared AU set in a not-too-distant future made of so many crossovers we just call it Mashup. I won't be posting everything that I've ever written here, because some of it got heartily Jossed and some of it just isn't as good as I thought it was six years ago.
As a standard disclaimer, all characters, properties, and related indicia are property of their respective copyright holders. No copyright infringement is intended and no profit is made.
... That said, I'm not too proud to accept handouts or even bribes, so if you like what I do here and want to help me pay my bills or feed my cats or fix my teeth so I have more time and energy to write stuff, well:
or
Become a Patron!
I might be willing to do fic commissions, even, depending on spoons and muses.
As of May 2020, Disney set out a terms-of-use update, the pertinent details of which can be found here, the shortened short version of which is Disney has quietly decided to declare that any fanwork based on their media is now Disney's property and they are allowed to use it in any way they see fit, whether or not it is posted to a website Disney controls, so long as it is in a publicly accessible place. As such, most works of mine in Disney-owned fandoms will be sort of soft-removed from AO3 and placed under restricted access here on Dreamwidth until Disney's terms-of-service are amended to at minimum compensate fan creators for work appropriated by Disney for Disney's for-profit use. Restricted access means 'not publicly accessible.' (Which works are not restricted-access? So far just To Be Free-- because Disney hasn't wanted to acknwoledge the Aladdin animated series since they got Robin Wiliams back for King of Thieves, and because as the story is a canon-divergence retelling of the first movie, I don't think anything but a couple of minor headcanons could actually be of any use to Disney.)
Add me to your circle and let me know if you'd like to be added to my access list. I am more likely to grant access if your Dreamwidth looks like it belongs to a real person.
Crossovers
Nice Car: Transformers 2007 movie/Knight Rider Original Series, gen (background Sam/Mikaela), Old Fic
Hot Wheels: Transformers 2007 movie/Knight Rider Original Series, gen (with 'Kitt is sexy' undertones, background Sam/Mikaela), Old Fic
Pay It Forward: Marvel Cinematic Universe/Marvel 616 Comics, gen
Transformers 2007 Movie
Expectancy: Gen, slightly sad, Old Fic
A-Wassailing: Gen (with background ships of canonically-married couples), Christmassy, Old Fic
Moving On: Het (non-graphic), Sam/Carly, Mikaela/Raul, Old Fic
Transformers Beast Wars
Save the World (to Conquer it Later): Het (technically), Blackarachnia/Starscream-in-Waspinator's-body, potential pre-Blackarachnia/Silverbolt
Monster High
Up On The Roof: Gen (due to viewpoint character being oblivious), background Cleo/Deuce, potential pre-Deuce/Rochelle.
Clear The Air: Het (non-graphic), Abbey/Heath, brief mention of Frankie/Jackson/Clair/Holt tumbleweed thing.
Whatever, Whenever, However: Het (non-graphic), Jackson/Toralei (no really), brief mentions of other characters and ships, including but not limited to Jackson/Frankie, Toralei/Rocco, Deuce/Cleo and Heath/Abbey
Strange Cases: Het (non-graphic), Jackson and Holt's parents
Boo York Minute: Het (technically), background Cleo/Deuce, referenced Seth/Nefera and Seth/Cleo arranged marriages, past Ramses/Mrs. de Nile
Prometheus and Pandora Het (technically), background real-life historical relationship referenced
Disney's Aladdin (Film, Sequels, & Animated Series)
To Be Free: Het (non-graphic), technically Aladdin/Jasmine and Jasmine/Mozenrath, periodic mature themes (check warnings well, they're different for each part)
Lucky Bird, Inside a Gilded Cage
All You Hold is Dust
Free to Throw Away a Treasure
Marvel Cinematic Universe
Tabula Rasa: Gen, messed-up viewpoint character (starring the Winter Soldier)
With Anyone Else But Me: Het (non-graphic), Steve Rogers/Peggy Carter, bittersweet
Jurassic World
Positive Associations: Gen, sad, animal abuse/neglect, strong language
Found In Translation: Het (non-graphic), Claire Dearing/Owen Grady, PG-13, violence, violent animals, violence against animals, swearing; Harry Potter fusion. This is the polished/edited version. (Original Version for posterity)
Found In Translation Interstitial Scenes:
Pack Dynamics: Gen, PG-13, canonical human character death
The Fool Who Follows Him: Gen, soft PG for strong language
Girl Genius
Smells Like Hope: Het (non-graphic), Agatha Heterodyne/Jorgi with background Adam/Lilith; generally not worse than canon, but that's not saying much (check warnings well on each installment)
Fear
Missing
Epistolary
Reveal
Debrief
Hanging
Diplomatic
Meanwhile
