Screaming Crying Throwing Up

Title: Screaming Crying Throwing Up
Author: Almighty Hat
Fandom: Transformers Mystic Tales AU
Characters: Shockwave, Blurr, a little Jazz, a little Whirl, a little Cyclonus, a couple OCs, a lot of nonsense
Word Count: 1,761
Rating: G
Pairing(s): Shockwave/Blurr, Jazz/Prowl (implied)
Warnings: Standard Spellbound Suicidal Ideation Warning, also this is a hot ridiculous mess because Sentinel showed up and the plot rolled faster and I had a lot of feelings about it

Author's Notes: ( Behind this cut! )

Summary: Six potential endings to Keferon's Spellbound AU that I probably won't write.

Unless I have to.

( I went to look at the first line and it's not even a first line. )