Keferon TF Mystic Tales AU Links
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hat_writes_stuffSo, Keferon's Spellbound AU likes to grab my brain and chew, but it is technically part of a triad of stories all taking place in the same Vaguely Historical Fantasy AU, dubbed-- but not yet fully tagged-- Mystic Tales. This list is up-to-date as of April 29, 2026.
This is a shit-ton of links to... nearly everything. Just about everything. Sometimes repeatedly. "Titles" are mine, I have no idea what Keferon calls things in their head. Here we go.
Background Information
Useful, largely non-spoilery posts about the Mystic Tales AU as a whole; may have been tagged with any or all of the storylines
Mystic Tales Cast Reference | Mystic Tales Map of Cybertron | Mystic Tales Suggested Re-Reading Order | General FAQ
Monster Hunters
Chronologically the first of the Mystic Tales stories, Monster Hunters is a Drift/Ratchet story that follows the pair from being a healer employed by the Council/Senate and an absolutely feral beastformer to joining a band of wandering... whatevers. The non-comic follow-ups were all posted after the conclusion of Monster Hunters, while the meta, art, and non-story stuff was mostly posted concurrently, but all tagged specifically Monster Hunters.
He's a healer first | Primus sees what I say he sees | Friends in precarious places | New friend! | Wing Explains Everything | Roddy gets in and out of trouble | The Lost Light | A Reunion | Reunion snuggles! | Ratchet joins Hot Rod's merry band of wanderers | They found god. | Finale: Orion looks the other way
Non-Comic Follow-Ups:
The Deal With Brainstorm | Tarantulas and Springer Concepts | Rung's opsec is terrible | The crew of the Lost Light is not a traveling circus but they're not NOT a traveling circus | Side Quests | Hot Rod is not a Prime, but could be | Neither is Orion | And then they put his spark on a shelf and dumped his body in a field | How It Works
Meta, art, and non-story stuff:
Base Worldbuilding | Brainstorm is a what | Elaborating on demons | Orion's assistant Prowl | Megatron does not appear in the Mystic Tales AU | Sideswipe and Sunstreaker (may be dating/courting a monster Bluestreak) | Shockwave teaches | Ratchet's Lantern | Flyers are not birdformers | Confectionary worldbuilding
Spellbound
The first storyline begun, the last chronologically, and the one Keferon recommends reading last if you're looking for a coherent experience once everything's done, Spellbound follows Shockwave, now a forsaken demon, and Blurr, a [redacted] knight, on their meandering journey to finding reasons to live. Deals heavily with themes of suicide and the right to choose your own death, so tread carefully.
Masterpost & Cover | The Summoning | Concept/A Knight's Armor | Destroy Me | One Great Tradition | Becoming A Demon | Touch-Me-Nots | Can Demons Get Drunk? | Demons Eventually Get Drunk | Exposition With Swindle | Predacon Flames | A Battle of Wits | Sworn (Primus below I got canonized!?) | Going Places* | He's A Teacher | Destruction | He's Groundsick, Too* | Take Your Medicine | He Laughs! | A Vision | Super Messy Midnight Doodles (they keep curling up to sleep together!) | Twenty Questions | Street Theatre | On-Site Backup | Grudge | Time's Up | Clever Little Thing | Still Alive | Denning Down | I saw a Prime-- | Made to Choose | Wing Massage | Is It Still You? | It's Cold Out | A Visit to A Doctor | Blurr's ticklish, it's cute. | Debts To Pay | Puppeteer | It's a Trap | Why Blurr Learned to Summon Demons | Let's Make A Deal | Not Technically Alive | A Promise, Not A Deal |
*This one could have happened at a lot of points on the timeline, but I kept it where its Back/Next links or chronological posting time say it goes.
Also, official/canonical, but either not exactly comics or they could happen at a lot of chronological points:
Hug GIF | Bog Bodies | Hug That Guy Dammit | Swindle Reference | Oh hey he had an audience that day | Blurr and Shockwave Reference | Remember Him in this color scheme | Size Classes | Height Chart | How to drive someone to despair | Blurr remains an enigma
Mimics
The last storyline to begin, but chronologically in the middle (with some slight overlap with Monster Hunter), Mimics follows Prowl, a terribly lifelike golem, and Jazz, a... complicated mechanism, as they set out to sue Primus because Prowl's creator ordered him to get a hobby, and Jazz has anecdotal evidence that shit's fucked in today's society.
Masterpost & Cover | Some Assembly Required | Formative Events | Thief in the night | Unorthodox hiring practices | Love's a big dirty snitch. | Let's Go Sue God | Communication Issues | Jazz finds a lead | Artificial Sound | And then there's THIS bastard | Infiltration! | Prowl is VERY good at his job | The Lost Light | Prowl Finds God | Ratchet Misdiagnoses AI Psychosis | Genesis | God Bows Out | Primes Die | Nobody's got the braincell today | Emotions | Golems are built for endurance | Care And Keeping | They don't have datapads yet | Priorities | Competitive, sneaky nerd | Storage | Old Neocybex | Prowl will not rest until he knows all the things | Meet Elita | Meet Vector Prime | Vox Primal | By Sea and By Air | The Little Ice Age | Out(side) of Time | No, no, your other backstory | A Theological Aside | Sentinel Ruins Everyone's Day | "Interrogate" is a strong word | In The Event Of A Water Landing, Your Golem May Be Used As A Flotation Device | Better the devil you know? |
Meta/not exactly comics--
How Jazz's voice works | Why the robots wear clothes | Jazz splash page | Prowl and replacement parts | Art post | Jazz art post | Side Scribble | The World Isn't Kind-- | Troubleshooting With Anon | Touch-Me-Nots | Big Cool Fantasy Map | Anger is a stage of grief | Spark Prison | Memory | The Nice And Accurate Prophecies of Vector, The Last True Prime | Mystic Tales Fashion | Hound | Flashback Gang in Color | My Namesake, Apparently | When the pretty thing he's courted refuses to swoon | Code: Blue | Mirage is a romantic |
Mystic Tales: Damn Near Everything Canonical In The Order It Was Posted
Exactly what it says on the tin-- tagged or not, having gone back 677 pages on Keferon's blog, and having waded through so much unrelated stuff, this one is not split into official storylines and meta or follow-ups, it's just-- everything. If it somehow affects the worldbuilding, even if it's just concepts, it's linked here... with one exception:
Art, fic, and animatics from Keferon's readership (not Keferon) that do not come with bonus canonical information (or new art) from Keferon will not get linked here, to avoid confusion as to what is or isn't canonical. (... Sometimes jokey readership posts go through. Listen it was 677 pages, if it made me laugh, I included it.)
Story updates get marked Update and bolded.
Spellbound Update: Concept/A Knight's Armor | Spellbound Update: The Summoning | Spellbound Update: Destroy Me | Meta: Shockwave Gets Wings | Spellbound Update: The First Hug | Spellbound Update: One Great Tradition | Monster Hunter started off as a tiny little tag (one HUNDRED pages from the last Spellbound stuff) | Thank you tumblr user nootsierre | Monster Hunter Update: He's a healer first | Monster Hunter Update: Primus sees what I say he sees | Monster Hunter Update: Friends in precarious places | Monster Hunter Update: New friend! | Monster Hunter Update: Wing Explains Everything | Base Worldbuilding | Monster Hunter Update: Roddy gets in and out of trouble | Spellbound Update: Bog Bodies | Monster Hunter Update: The Lost Light | Brainstorm is a what | A little about Ultra Magnus | Monster Hunter Update: A Reunion | What if someone spiked the Lost Light? | Monster Hunter Update: Reunion snuggles! | Elaborating on demons | Monster Hunter Update: Ratchet joins Hot Rod's merry band of wanderers | Monster Hunter Update: They found god. | Orion's assistant Prowl | Those tags are probably important | Art of Prowl | Baby's First Emotions | Megatron does not appear in the Mystic Tales AU | Sideswipe and Sunstreaker (and a little Bluestreak | More Sideswipe and Sunstreaker | Doomed by the narrative | Why Mystic Tales TFs Wear Clothes | Shockwave teaches | Monster Hunters Update: Finale: Orion looks the other way | The Deal With Brainstorm | Toys sometimes happen accidentally | Tarantulas and Springer Concepts | Initial Jazz Concept | It could still be this concept, really | Shockwave and Blurr art | Demon Shockwave is purple | Ominous 'chosen one' post in the thick of the Mecha AU | Keferon thinks Mirage is underutilized (this is an early warning sign) | Plans are promised to the readership | First use of 'ghost mimic' | Blurr and Orion would both hear Shockwave's voice | Prowl's Prose Prologue incoming | Planning ahead in the tags | Communication barriers | A Knight of the Monsterfucker Order | Early Combaticon concepts | Blurr finds name re-use innocuous | What Shockwaves smell like | Confirmation that it is generally known/easy to find out that Senator Shockwave became a demon | Senator Shockwave's Student Storage | How Jazz's voice works | Sorting out a name for the Mimics AU | Mimics Update: Some Assembly Required | Demonization is empurata with extra ostracizing | By the time you feel it, it's too late | Just art with angles | Spellbound shipping clarified | Unusual expressions of love | Skywarp and Thundercracker | Mimics Update: Formative Events | Orion Lives In Fear | Why the robots wear clothes | Non-birdformer wing reference | It took a year after this post to be ready for Dragon Elita, narratively | An innocent ask about Shockwave art | Ratchet blasphemes, God giggles |Hug That Guy Dammit | Confirmation: Demonization = Empurata | Jazz splash page | Mimics Update: Thief in the night | Prowl and replacement parts | An Introduction to Shockwave's Woes | Size Difference | Art post | Mimics Update: Unorthodox hiring practices | Dysphoria | Mimics Update: Love's a big dirty snitch. (300 pages from the first Mystic Tales post, by the way) | Narratively convenient distances | Jazz art post | Double-checking that the foreshadowing got foreshadowed | Ratchet is an atheist | Rung's opsec is terrible | Mimics Update: Let's Go Sue God | Keferon loves it when we notice details | Welcoming | First Instance of the Mousketool Meme | Hollow | Demons are cursed by Primus, regarded as hideous, and Blurr just snuggles in. | Seriously. Cuddly knight | Figuring out Swindle | Concepts for Vortex, too | A winning concept? | Keferon spoils nothing | God is a twink traveling around with a circus | It's permanent | Valentines | Him face | The Saga of the New Stylus | Therefore, it's time to draw Swindle | Swindle Reference | Art post | Mimics Update: Communication Issues | Orion isn't perfect | Outdated analogy | A meditation on personhood | Mimics Update: Jazz finds a lead | Spark Prison is a real place | Potential Combaticon Subplot | A WIP | Spellbound Update: Becoming A Demon | Don't do that | The first rule of Mystic Tales is, Keferon loves parallels | Artificial Sound | Oh hey he had an audience that day | Blurr is a graduate | Spellbound comes after Mimics | A big softy | This was revised to 'crushed' | What demons are used for | Height Chart and some Very Interesting Tags | A Spellbound setup in the middle of Apocalyptic Ponyo | There is no schedule, only plans | Side Scribble | Came Back Afraid | The World Isn't Kind-- | How Prowl Develops | A WIP | Just in case | Because Keferon plans ahead! | Mimics Update: And then there's THIS bastard | Mimics Masterpost & Cover | Orion is going through it | I would just like to point out this anon's attention to detail | Sentinel remains an irritating part of this AU | He'd have it coming. | A WIP (that is a wham line, for me) | He'd have it coming! | Another WIP with wham line | Spellbound Update: Touch-Me-Nots | Spellbound Masterpost & Cover | Shoulder Ride | Real-World Touch-Me-Nots | Spellbound is about the right to stop suffering | Not that kind of demon but this was funny, I support you | Language lessons! | Corrected language lessons! | We will see Shockwave's students again | What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect mimicry? | Question Divinity | Shockwave teaches, this is gonna come up a lot | Blurr talks about anything but himself | oh god please don't Prowl comes apart like Frankie Stein | He'd only have himself to blame-- | Prowl is in constant danger | Workshopping the Overall Title | It turns out to be one of my favorite updates, so. | Spellbound Update: Can Demons Get Drunk? | Beauty and the Beast, with the moral on sideways (Or, the original moral, which was 'people are worthy of love no matter what they look like' and 'fairies will do weird shit in pursuit of grooming a hot spouse') | Spellbound Update: Demons Eventually Get Drunk | Energon snacks are pretty | More energon snackies | Spellbound Update: Exposition With Swindle | Remember Him in this color scheme | It's like Girl Genius up in here sometimes, this anon deserves Moxana Points | The Mystery Mousketool! | A minor clarification | A WIP | Spellbound Update: Predacon Flames | Demons may not be metallic, per the tags | New meaning to the idea of 'branching antlers' | Could Rung fix a demon? | A soft, tired Shockwave is still a Shockwave! | Historical Accuracy AU | Flomp | Spellbound Update: A Battle of Wits (please note: Blurr is ticklish) | Mimics Update: Infiltration! | Mimics Jazz Pixel Art | There's a whole garment-shipping thing happening (Reverse Mecha AU is about to start happening, this is practically an After These Messages bumper) | Mimics Update: Prowl is VERY good at his job (I have, at this point, gone through 400 tumblr pages) | Spellbound Update: Sworn (Primus below I got canonized!?) (this is here for the ART though) | | Spellbound Update: Going Places | Spellbound Update: He's A Teacher | Mimics Update: The Lost Light | The scarf does what it wants | The scarf seriously does what it wants | Mimics Update: Prowl Finds God | Mimics Update: Ratchet Misdiagnoses AI Psychosis | RL Hexagonal Basalt | The Lost Light is BIG okay | Mimics Doodles | Most loved out of ALL the loves, not just the romantic loves | The world is cruel to malfunctioning golems | Mimics Update: Genesis | Troubleshooting With Anon (I laughed so I link) | Source decisions in the tags! | Prima & Rung Art | Prima's big | Spellbound sketches | Environmental Storytelling | Rung & Prima Art | Spellbound Update: Destruction | More Rung & Prima Art| Shockwave can't exactly lie to Blurr | Sometimes life forms have their own ideas about their place on the food chain | Prima was a BULK | Keferon has a sudden realization | Spellbound Update: He's Groundsick, Too | Dead Characters | The Secret Origin Of Touch-Me-Nots | Spellbound Update: Take Your Medicine | Recovery requires care. Good advice! | Spellbound Update: He Laughs! | Moss loves Shockwave | Spellbound Roleswap Concept | Senator Shockwave Art | Shockwave was never the greatest flyer | Newspark Shockwave. Just a baby man | Spellnbound Update: A Vision | Shockwave admires Blurr's physicality | Baby Shockwave isn't quite smooth yet | Super Messy Midnight Doodles (they keep curling up to sleep together!) | Blurr has a quality education | Blurr is a knight. Everything else is spoilers | Twenty Questions Concept | Twenty Questions Audience Participation | Twenty Questions... for Keferon! | Spellbound Update: Twenty Questions | The Fairy AU has a lot of good stuff on Shockwave's wings | Blurr is way too pretty | The Noble Albatross | New Wing Plans | Unfinished Wing Sketch | ... which anon didn't look at closely and had a beautiful vision | Spellbound Update: Street Theatre | And that's why I'm making this wall of links | Not sure which one is the knight in this scenario | Or this one | I found this post 466 pages into my archive trawl | Sometimes it's just nice to know | 480 pages in, Buran and Spaceloaf has mostly concluded, the Portal AU begins. I persevere. | 530 pages in, at last, Mystic Tales reappears with art and a height chart | Blurr is a wearable knight | The height chart expands | Drift mass-shifts | Elita is here too | The Lost Light usually isn't | And that's not helpful | Details | Mimics Update: God Bows Out | The Matrix of Regret | Golem, Joshua Abarbanel, 2014 (This post made me realize that Keferon using 'golem' instead of the more goyische-fantasy-appropriate 'construct' might actually be a considered choice, and not an ESL issue.) | Mortality and the immortal soul/spark | Prowl, however, is unconcerned. | Jazz might be concerned. | But becoming "real" like that would be an external change, and thus narratively doomed. | Rung does not perceive his creations' suffering as a problem he should get involved with | Mimics Update: Primes Die | There is no 'between summoners.' | Gods and saints are made for parallels, affinities, and symbolism | Are Shockwave's wings still in there? | Probably nobody should try using that thing. | Mimics Update: Nobody's got the braincell today | Bubble Size | No answers here | Mimics Update: Emotions | Mimics Update: Golems are built for endurance | The scarf does what it wants | Close in space but not in time | The Big Cool Map, Quick Version | Abandoned shrine coming soon! | Best Navigators | Mimics Update: Care And Keeping | Mimics Update: They don't have datapads yet | Blurr Meta 1 which is very helpful for how Keferon handles Blurr in ANY AU | Blurr Meta 2 | Blurr Meta 3 | Blurr Meta 4 Guest Starring Starscream | Blurr Meta 5 Hell Is Other People | A WIP | INCOMING | Spellbound Update: On-Site Backup | Spellbound Update: Grudge | Another third of why Spellbound Shockwave wants to die | Shockwave making preparations | Another Mystery Mousketool | Finish fights, don't start them | Blurr would keep and treasure the notes forever and never refer to them while traveling, yes | Persistent Story | Terrible intriguing concept | Blurr remains an enigma | Reasons | Spellbound Update: Time's Up | If you'd've been there-- | Layers and Symbolism | If you'd've seen it-- | Spellbound Update: Clever Little Thing (This is The Big One) | Parallels and associations are great for sympathetic magic | Which isn't a lot but it sure fucking did happen twice... so far. | The loneliest social butterfly | Shockwave came to value his existence | Logically, touch-me-nots don't grow in lively areas | Everybody say, "Mystery Mousketool!" (my niblings loved that show. I can HEAR that image) | Turnabout: When it's Keferon's words and someone else's art | Spellbound Update: Still Alive | When Orion finds out! | Art post | Spellbound Update: Denning Down | This Maleficent AU concept set The Muse upon me | Somebody figured out how to reach him but not before he internalized Dumb Of Ass | The curse is lifted! | You can love multiple people in different ways | Risk management | The crew of the Lost Light is not a traveling circus but they're not NOT a traveling circus | Side Quests | Rung is alive | The World Name | Anger is a stage of grief | Yet Another Mystery Mousketool | Sometimes you have to be your own biggest fan | When is a sword not just a sword? (I know what an athame is, Keferon) | Death does not redeem | I can't believe I didn't do that math the first time | Spellbound Update: I saw a Prime-- | Primal Representation | He, too, is a teacher | In this house we love and revere Amalgamus Prime | ... There's foreshadowing in this art | Spark Prison | Art vs Writing | Happy Halloween from Gaud and Jhiaxus | Suggested Re-Reading Order | If anything happens with color, PAY ATTENTION | a href="https://keferon.tumblr.com/post/798869352729526272/kef-a-question-does-shockwave-and-sentinel-since">Flyers are not birdformers | A lack of portraiture led to this | Spellbound Update: Made to Choose | Opt-in lifesaving procedures | White touch-me-nots | Primal Reference | Depends on who you ask | It's a surprise injury that will hurt us later | Primal representation strikes again! | The one who died grew and the one who lives withdrew | Prima is my homeboy and Rung has some issues but Primus is a fictional character | Spellbound is an exercise in what nobody says aloud | Writing Process | Spellbound Update: Wing Massage | Spellbound Update: Is It Still You? | Spellbound Art Post | Empurata "claws" still | Spellbound Update: It's Cold Out | Watch out for colors! | I've seen those colors before | Rung just wanted to build life and let it run | That's odd! | Spellbound Update: A Visit to A Doctor | Coilspring and a New Look | Gorgeous inky art | Spellbound Update: Blurr's ticklish, it's cute. | Not the expected reaction | Shockwave knows Blurr | A sweet soft gentle Shockwave is still a Shockwave | How long has it been | Well, if I have to be angry Sentinel is still alive, I can be glad Orion is still alive! ... Hopefully | Sketches! | This is a brat/little shit ship, and Blurr is the brat | Spellbound Update: Debts To Pay | Why do you leave people, Blurr? | Hang on I have to go check on something | Spellbound Update: Puppeteer | Mirage reference | I've gone through 587 tumblr pages, Keferon, I remember your FIRST posts about Mirage | Tippets | Mousketools, mouseketools, here are your mousketools! | Fake your death | Mirage has his own idea of who Blurr is | Sketches | Keferon loves a parallel | Anon has noticed the Kill It Colors | Spellbound Update: It's a Trap | Keferon has a fantastic poker face | Why the puppet kept that appointment | We've never seen Blurr lie. | Mirage pays attention to local politics only | Spellbound Update: Why Blurr Learned to Summon Demons | Trust | Confirmation | It's not cold iron | oh god, who's gonna have to deal with HIS ass? | We haven't seen Mirage lie. | ART | On the other hand, it's hard to outwit a tactical nuke | Evil Jim Henson I mean Mirage Art | Sometimes you can hit Keferon with an unexpected parallel and reflect the damage back on them | Spellbound Update: Let's Make A Deal | Debts | Mirage Design Notes | They are pressing each other's buttons | Like this. | When you've got a symptom it's not worth treating for non-symptom-related reasons | It's only half a loophole because it can't be on a direct order (hiring an assassin still counts as murder, while "Will no one rid me of this troublesome priest?" is plausible deniability) | Art! | Spellbound Update: Not Technically Alive | Charming local architecture | Any rescue you can walk away from? | Too pretty to be real | We are all on tenterhooks | Perfectly normal nobleman behavior, historically accurate | Spellbound Update: A Promise, Not A Deal | One part expression-drawing techniques, one part 'omg Mirage made his Blurrs too pretty all the time!' | Art! | Sketchbook art | More sketchbook art! | Mimics Update: Priorities | Mimics Update: Competitive, sneaky nerd | They are playing a friendly game of keep-away, with secrets | What Jazz hears | Expressive | Mimics Update: Storage | Mimics Update: Old Neocybex | Mystery Mousketool continues | Nobody ask me how long this project has taken | Prowl can have a little perfect recall, as a treat | It's a lot of fun, try it! | Mimics Update: Prowl will not rest until he knows all the things | Another mouseketool? | Emotionless character is most visibly passionate | Mimics Update: Meet Elita | Future DVD Bonus Features | Design inspiration | Mimics Update: Meet Vector Prime | A little temporally unmoored | Three hours early or ten minutes late, no inbetween | He sings, too | As long as it's satisfying | I saw a Prime who was... kind of awkward | Notes on Mirage's dogs | Confectionary worldbuilding | How It Works | Always note colors | The Nice And Accurate Prophecies of Vector, The Last True Prime | Who gets into the afterlife? | Bark vs Bite | Bark vs Bite 2 | Mimics Update: Vox Primal | Tappet and Copper | Mimics Update: By Sea and By Air | We've seen a bold bird before | Secrets for later | The bird is used to this treatment | It's a driller | I betcha you would have done the same | Mimics Update: The Little Ice Age | This has already happened | Environmental details | Tragedy | Mystic Tales Fashion | Identity | Keferon loves it when we notice things | Elita's mug IRL | Woe be upon us | And then they put his spark on a shelf and dumped his body in a field | Mimics Update: Out(side) of Time | Don't go into the light | No closure | Prowl does learn | Some Captain America Sleeping Beauty bullshit I tell you what | Choices | The Primes, but closeups | New Primal art | Mimics Update: No, no, your other backstory | Really petty | Prowl develops emotions slowly | Lying Liars | I think it's all Mystery Mousketools in this episode, no handy fishing rods or anything | Writing Process | Mimics Update: A Theological Aside | Touch-Me-Nots as a symbol of consent | A Dangerous Mechanism | There is so much scope for this to hurt." | Jazz keeps his secrets | IRL Forest Language barriers and Prowl's need to know | Mimics Update: Sentinel Ruins Everyone's Day | Somewhere in all these links is the source of that poison | Image-conscious | Shockwave tells us how Soundwave died back when Blurr asks why Shockwave wants to die | Don't worry, me too | If he catches wind of that street theatre performance, he'll be writing romantic plays about demons in no time | Hound is here too! (I'm just glad Moonracer is alive) | Flashback Gang in Color | Spellbound doodles | Mimics Update: "Interrogate" is a strong word | Sentinel sorts people based on appearance, with himself at the top | My Namesake, Apparently | If there's a Belle to Sentinel's Gaston? I support that character getting to kill him. | When the pretty thing he's courted refuses to swoon | He didn't want to die, he wanted his situation to change | Swimming is a particular skill | Mimics Update: In The Event Of A Water Landing, Your Golem May Be Used As A Flotation Device | Hot Rod is not a Prime, but could be | Neither is Orion | Keferon, it worries me when you reblog things like this | Height chart again, because... | OD'ing Jazz would NOT be hard | Mimics Update: Better the devil you know? | Code: Blue | Inaudible | Be shoosh | Good to know! | Mirage is a romantic | That MIGHT fix him | It vaguely resembles Blurr's reaction to, "You could've had anyone and you chose this sick, this... twisted beast?" | Authorized Users | Timeline |
This is a shit-ton of links to... nearly everything. Just about everything. Sometimes repeatedly. "Titles" are mine, I have no idea what Keferon calls things in their head. Here we go.
Background Information
Useful, largely non-spoilery posts about the Mystic Tales AU as a whole; may have been tagged with any or all of the storylines
Mystic Tales Cast Reference | Mystic Tales Map of Cybertron | Mystic Tales Suggested Re-Reading Order | General FAQ
Monster Hunters
Chronologically the first of the Mystic Tales stories, Monster Hunters is a Drift/Ratchet story that follows the pair from being a healer employed by the Council/Senate and an absolutely feral beastformer to joining a band of wandering... whatevers. The non-comic follow-ups were all posted after the conclusion of Monster Hunters, while the meta, art, and non-story stuff was mostly posted concurrently, but all tagged specifically Monster Hunters.
He's a healer first | Primus sees what I say he sees | Friends in precarious places | New friend! | Wing Explains Everything | Roddy gets in and out of trouble | The Lost Light | A Reunion | Reunion snuggles! | Ratchet joins Hot Rod's merry band of wanderers | They found god. | Finale: Orion looks the other way
Non-Comic Follow-Ups:
The Deal With Brainstorm | Tarantulas and Springer Concepts | Rung's opsec is terrible | The crew of the Lost Light is not a traveling circus but they're not NOT a traveling circus | Side Quests | Hot Rod is not a Prime, but could be | Neither is Orion | And then they put his spark on a shelf and dumped his body in a field | How It Works
Meta, art, and non-story stuff:
Base Worldbuilding | Brainstorm is a what | Elaborating on demons | Orion's assistant Prowl | Megatron does not appear in the Mystic Tales AU | Sideswipe and Sunstreaker (may be dating/courting a monster Bluestreak) | Shockwave teaches | Ratchet's Lantern | Flyers are not birdformers | Confectionary worldbuilding
Spellbound
The first storyline begun, the last chronologically, and the one Keferon recommends reading last if you're looking for a coherent experience once everything's done, Spellbound follows Shockwave, now a forsaken demon, and Blurr, a [redacted] knight, on their meandering journey to finding reasons to live. Deals heavily with themes of suicide and the right to choose your own death, so tread carefully.
Masterpost & Cover | The Summoning | Concept/A Knight's Armor | Destroy Me | One Great Tradition | Becoming A Demon | Touch-Me-Nots | Can Demons Get Drunk? | Demons Eventually Get Drunk | Exposition With Swindle | Predacon Flames | A Battle of Wits | Sworn (Primus below I got canonized!?) | Going Places* | He's A Teacher | Destruction | He's Groundsick, Too* | Take Your Medicine | He Laughs! | A Vision | Super Messy Midnight Doodles (they keep curling up to sleep together!) | Twenty Questions | Street Theatre | On-Site Backup | Grudge | Time's Up | Clever Little Thing | Still Alive | Denning Down | I saw a Prime-- | Made to Choose | Wing Massage | Is It Still You? | It's Cold Out | A Visit to A Doctor | Blurr's ticklish, it's cute. | Debts To Pay | Puppeteer | It's a Trap | Why Blurr Learned to Summon Demons | Let's Make A Deal | Not Technically Alive | A Promise, Not A Deal |
*This one could have happened at a lot of points on the timeline, but I kept it where its Back/Next links or chronological posting time say it goes.
Also, official/canonical, but either not exactly comics or they could happen at a lot of chronological points:
Hug GIF | Bog Bodies | Hug That Guy Dammit | Swindle Reference | Oh hey he had an audience that day | Blurr and Shockwave Reference | Remember Him in this color scheme | Size Classes | Height Chart | How to drive someone to despair | Blurr remains an enigma
Mimics
The last storyline to begin, but chronologically in the middle (with some slight overlap with Monster Hunter), Mimics follows Prowl, a terribly lifelike golem, and Jazz, a... complicated mechanism, as they set out to sue Primus because Prowl's creator ordered him to get a hobby, and Jazz has anecdotal evidence that shit's fucked in today's society.
Masterpost & Cover | Some Assembly Required | Formative Events | Thief in the night | Unorthodox hiring practices | Love's a big dirty snitch. | Let's Go Sue God | Communication Issues | Jazz finds a lead | Artificial Sound | And then there's THIS bastard | Infiltration! | Prowl is VERY good at his job | The Lost Light | Prowl Finds God | Ratchet Misdiagnoses AI Psychosis | Genesis | God Bows Out | Primes Die | Nobody's got the braincell today | Emotions | Golems are built for endurance | Care And Keeping | They don't have datapads yet | Priorities | Competitive, sneaky nerd | Storage | Old Neocybex | Prowl will not rest until he knows all the things | Meet Elita | Meet Vector Prime | Vox Primal | By Sea and By Air | The Little Ice Age | Out(side) of Time | No, no, your other backstory | A Theological Aside | Sentinel Ruins Everyone's Day | "Interrogate" is a strong word | In The Event Of A Water Landing, Your Golem May Be Used As A Flotation Device | Better the devil you know? |
Meta/not exactly comics--
How Jazz's voice works | Why the robots wear clothes | Jazz splash page | Prowl and replacement parts | Art post | Jazz art post | Side Scribble | The World Isn't Kind-- | Troubleshooting With Anon | Touch-Me-Nots | Big Cool Fantasy Map | Anger is a stage of grief | Spark Prison | Memory | The Nice And Accurate Prophecies of Vector, The Last True Prime | Mystic Tales Fashion | Hound | Flashback Gang in Color | My Namesake, Apparently | When the pretty thing he's courted refuses to swoon | Code: Blue | Mirage is a romantic |
Mystic Tales: Damn Near Everything Canonical In The Order It Was Posted
Exactly what it says on the tin-- tagged or not, having gone back 677 pages on Keferon's blog, and having waded through so much unrelated stuff, this one is not split into official storylines and meta or follow-ups, it's just-- everything. If it somehow affects the worldbuilding, even if it's just concepts, it's linked here... with one exception:
Art, fic, and animatics from Keferon's readership (not Keferon) that do not come with bonus canonical information (or new art) from Keferon will not get linked here, to avoid confusion as to what is or isn't canonical. (... Sometimes jokey readership posts go through. Listen it was 677 pages, if it made me laugh, I included it.)
Story updates get marked Update and bolded.
Spellbound Update: Concept/A Knight's Armor | Spellbound Update: The Summoning | Spellbound Update: Destroy Me | Meta: Shockwave Gets Wings | Spellbound Update: The First Hug | Spellbound Update: One Great Tradition | Monster Hunter started off as a tiny little tag (one HUNDRED pages from the last Spellbound stuff) | Thank you tumblr user nootsierre | Monster Hunter Update: He's a healer first | Monster Hunter Update: Primus sees what I say he sees | Monster Hunter Update: Friends in precarious places | Monster Hunter Update: New friend! | Monster Hunter Update: Wing Explains Everything | Base Worldbuilding | Monster Hunter Update: Roddy gets in and out of trouble | Spellbound Update: Bog Bodies | Monster Hunter Update: The Lost Light | Brainstorm is a what | A little about Ultra Magnus | Monster Hunter Update: A Reunion | What if someone spiked the Lost Light? | Monster Hunter Update: Reunion snuggles! | Elaborating on demons | Monster Hunter Update: Ratchet joins Hot Rod's merry band of wanderers | Monster Hunter Update: They found god. | Orion's assistant Prowl | Those tags are probably important | Art of Prowl | Baby's First Emotions | Megatron does not appear in the Mystic Tales AU | Sideswipe and Sunstreaker (and a little Bluestreak | More Sideswipe and Sunstreaker | Doomed by the narrative | Why Mystic Tales TFs Wear Clothes | Shockwave teaches | Monster Hunters Update: Finale: Orion looks the other way | The Deal With Brainstorm | Toys sometimes happen accidentally | Tarantulas and Springer Concepts | Initial Jazz Concept | It could still be this concept, really | Shockwave and Blurr art | Demon Shockwave is purple | Ominous 'chosen one' post in the thick of the Mecha AU | Keferon thinks Mirage is underutilized (this is an early warning sign) | Plans are promised to the readership | First use of 'ghost mimic' | Blurr and Orion would both hear Shockwave's voice | Prowl's Prose Prologue incoming | Planning ahead in the tags | Communication barriers | A Knight of the Monsterfucker Order | Early Combaticon concepts | Blurr finds name re-use innocuous | What Shockwaves smell like | Confirmation that it is generally known/easy to find out that Senator Shockwave became a demon | Senator Shockwave's Student Storage | How Jazz's voice works | Sorting out a name for the Mimics AU | Mimics Update: Some Assembly Required | Demonization is empurata with extra ostracizing | By the time you feel it, it's too late | Just art with angles | Spellbound shipping clarified | Unusual expressions of love | Skywarp and Thundercracker | Mimics Update: Formative Events | Orion Lives In Fear | Why the robots wear clothes | Non-birdformer wing reference | It took a year after this post to be ready for Dragon Elita, narratively | An innocent ask about Shockwave art | Ratchet blasphemes, God giggles |Hug That Guy Dammit | Confirmation: Demonization = Empurata | Jazz splash page | Mimics Update: Thief in the night | Prowl and replacement parts | An Introduction to Shockwave's Woes | Size Difference | Art post | Mimics Update: Unorthodox hiring practices | Dysphoria | Mimics Update: Love's a big dirty snitch. (300 pages from the first Mystic Tales post, by the way) | Narratively convenient distances | Jazz art post | Double-checking that the foreshadowing got foreshadowed | Ratchet is an atheist | Rung's opsec is terrible | Mimics Update: Let's Go Sue God | Keferon loves it when we notice details | Welcoming | First Instance of the Mousketool Meme | Hollow | Demons are cursed by Primus, regarded as hideous, and Blurr just snuggles in. | Seriously. Cuddly knight | Figuring out Swindle | Concepts for Vortex, too | A winning concept? | Keferon spoils nothing | God is a twink traveling around with a circus | It's permanent | Valentines | Him face | The Saga of the New Stylus | Therefore, it's time to draw Swindle | Swindle Reference | Art post | Mimics Update: Communication Issues | Orion isn't perfect | Outdated analogy | A meditation on personhood | Mimics Update: Jazz finds a lead | Spark Prison is a real place | Potential Combaticon Subplot | A WIP | Spellbound Update: Becoming A Demon | Don't do that | The first rule of Mystic Tales is, Keferon loves parallels | Artificial Sound | Oh hey he had an audience that day | Blurr is a graduate | Spellbound comes after Mimics | A big softy | This was revised to 'crushed' | What demons are used for | Height Chart and some Very Interesting Tags | A Spellbound setup in the middle of Apocalyptic Ponyo | There is no schedule, only plans | Side Scribble | Came Back Afraid | The World Isn't Kind-- | How Prowl Develops | A WIP | Just in case | Because Keferon plans ahead! | Mimics Update: And then there's THIS bastard | Mimics Masterpost & Cover | Orion is going through it | I would just like to point out this anon's attention to detail | Sentinel remains an irritating part of this AU | He'd have it coming. | A WIP (that is a wham line, for me) | He'd have it coming! | Another WIP with wham line | Spellbound Update: Touch-Me-Nots | Spellbound Masterpost & Cover | Shoulder Ride | Real-World Touch-Me-Nots | Spellbound is about the right to stop suffering | Not that kind of demon but this was funny, I support you | Language lessons! | Corrected language lessons! | We will see Shockwave's students again | What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect mimicry? | Question Divinity | Shockwave teaches, this is gonna come up a lot | Blurr talks about anything but himself | oh god please don't Prowl comes apart like Frankie Stein | He'd only have himself to blame-- | Prowl is in constant danger | Workshopping the Overall Title | It turns out to be one of my favorite updates, so. | Spellbound Update: Can Demons Get Drunk? | Beauty and the Beast, with the moral on sideways (Or, the original moral, which was 'people are worthy of love no matter what they look like' and 'fairies will do weird shit in pursuit of grooming a hot spouse') | Spellbound Update: Demons Eventually Get Drunk | Energon snacks are pretty | More energon snackies | Spellbound Update: Exposition With Swindle | Remember Him in this color scheme | It's like Girl Genius up in here sometimes, this anon deserves Moxana Points | The Mystery Mousketool! | A minor clarification | A WIP | Spellbound Update: Predacon Flames | Demons may not be metallic, per the tags | New meaning to the idea of 'branching antlers' | Could Rung fix a demon? | A soft, tired Shockwave is still a Shockwave! | Historical Accuracy AU | Flomp | Spellbound Update: A Battle of Wits (please note: Blurr is ticklish) | Mimics Update: Infiltration! | Mimics Jazz Pixel Art | There's a whole garment-shipping thing happening (Reverse Mecha AU is about to start happening, this is practically an After These Messages bumper) | Mimics Update: Prowl is VERY good at his job (I have, at this point, gone through 400 tumblr pages) | Spellbound Update: Sworn (Primus below I got canonized!?) (this is here for the ART though) | | Spellbound Update: Going Places | Spellbound Update: He's A Teacher | Mimics Update: The Lost Light | The scarf does what it wants | The scarf seriously does what it wants | Mimics Update: Prowl Finds God | Mimics Update: Ratchet Misdiagnoses AI Psychosis | RL Hexagonal Basalt | The Lost Light is BIG okay | Mimics Doodles | Most loved out of ALL the loves, not just the romantic loves | The world is cruel to malfunctioning golems | Mimics Update: Genesis | Troubleshooting With Anon (I laughed so I link) | Source decisions in the tags! | Prima & Rung Art | Prima's big | Spellbound sketches | Environmental Storytelling | Rung & Prima Art | Spellbound Update: Destruction | More Rung & Prima Art| Shockwave can't exactly lie to Blurr | Sometimes life forms have their own ideas about their place on the food chain | Prima was a BULK | Keferon has a sudden realization | Spellbound Update: He's Groundsick, Too | Dead Characters | The Secret Origin Of Touch-Me-Nots | Spellbound Update: Take Your Medicine | Recovery requires care. Good advice! | Spellbound Update: He Laughs! | Moss loves Shockwave | Spellbound Roleswap Concept | Senator Shockwave Art | Shockwave was never the greatest flyer | Newspark Shockwave. Just a baby man | Spellnbound Update: A Vision | Shockwave admires Blurr's physicality | Baby Shockwave isn't quite smooth yet | Super Messy Midnight Doodles (they keep curling up to sleep together!) | Blurr has a quality education | Blurr is a knight. Everything else is spoilers | Twenty Questions Concept | Twenty Questions Audience Participation | Twenty Questions... for Keferon! | Spellbound Update: Twenty Questions | The Fairy AU has a lot of good stuff on Shockwave's wings | Blurr is way too pretty | The Noble Albatross | New Wing Plans | Unfinished Wing Sketch | ... which anon didn't look at closely and had a beautiful vision | Spellbound Update: Street Theatre | And that's why I'm making this wall of links | Not sure which one is the knight in this scenario | Or this one | I found this post 466 pages into my archive trawl | Sometimes it's just nice to know | 480 pages in, Buran and Spaceloaf has mostly concluded, the Portal AU begins. I persevere. | 530 pages in, at last, Mystic Tales reappears with art and a height chart | Blurr is a wearable knight | The height chart expands | Drift mass-shifts | Elita is here too | The Lost Light usually isn't | And that's not helpful | Details | Mimics Update: God Bows Out | The Matrix of Regret | Golem, Joshua Abarbanel, 2014 (This post made me realize that Keferon using 'golem' instead of the more goyische-fantasy-appropriate 'construct' might actually be a considered choice, and not an ESL issue.) | Mortality and the immortal soul/spark | Prowl, however, is unconcerned. | Jazz might be concerned. | But becoming "real" like that would be an external change, and thus narratively doomed. | Rung does not perceive his creations' suffering as a problem he should get involved with | Mimics Update: Primes Die | There is no 'between summoners.' | Gods and saints are made for parallels, affinities, and symbolism | Are Shockwave's wings still in there? | Probably nobody should try using that thing. | Mimics Update: Nobody's got the braincell today | Bubble Size | No answers here | Mimics Update: Emotions | Mimics Update: Golems are built for endurance | The scarf does what it wants | Close in space but not in time | The Big Cool Map, Quick Version | Abandoned shrine coming soon! | Best Navigators | Mimics Update: Care And Keeping | Mimics Update: They don't have datapads yet | Blurr Meta 1 which is very helpful for how Keferon handles Blurr in ANY AU | Blurr Meta 2 | Blurr Meta 3 | Blurr Meta 4 Guest Starring Starscream | Blurr Meta 5 Hell Is Other People | A WIP | INCOMING | Spellbound Update: On-Site Backup | Spellbound Update: Grudge | Another third of why Spellbound Shockwave wants to die | Shockwave making preparations | Another Mystery Mousketool | Finish fights, don't start them | Blurr would keep and treasure the notes forever and never refer to them while traveling, yes | Persistent Story | Terrible intriguing concept | Blurr remains an enigma | Reasons | Spellbound Update: Time's Up | If you'd've been there-- | Layers and Symbolism | If you'd've seen it-- | Spellbound Update: Clever Little Thing (This is The Big One) | Parallels and associations are great for sympathetic magic | Which isn't a lot but it sure fucking did happen twice... so far. | The loneliest social butterfly | Shockwave came to value his existence | Logically, touch-me-nots don't grow in lively areas | Everybody say, "Mystery Mousketool!" (my niblings loved that show. I can HEAR that image) | Turnabout: When it's Keferon's words and someone else's art | Spellbound Update: Still Alive | When Orion finds out! | Art post | Spellbound Update: Denning Down | This Maleficent AU concept set The Muse upon me | Somebody figured out how to reach him but not before he internalized Dumb Of Ass | The curse is lifted! | You can love multiple people in different ways | Risk management | The crew of the Lost Light is not a traveling circus but they're not NOT a traveling circus | Side Quests | Rung is alive | The World Name | Anger is a stage of grief | Yet Another Mystery Mousketool | Sometimes you have to be your own biggest fan | When is a sword not just a sword? (I know what an athame is, Keferon) | Death does not redeem | I can't believe I didn't do that math the first time | Spellbound Update: I saw a Prime-- | Primal Representation | He, too, is a teacher | In this house we love and revere Amalgamus Prime | ... There's foreshadowing in this art | Spark Prison | Art vs Writing | Happy Halloween from Gaud and Jhiaxus | Suggested Re-Reading Order | If anything happens with color, PAY ATTENTION | a href="https://keferon.tumblr.com/post/798869352729526272/kef-a-question-does-shockwave-and-sentinel-since">Flyers are not birdformers | A lack of portraiture led to this | Spellbound Update: Made to Choose | Opt-in lifesaving procedures | White touch-me-nots | Primal Reference | Depends on who you ask | It's a surprise injury that will hurt us later | Primal representation strikes again! | The one who died grew and the one who lives withdrew | Prima is my homeboy and Rung has some issues but Primus is a fictional character | Spellbound is an exercise in what nobody says aloud | Writing Process | Spellbound Update: Wing Massage | Spellbound Update: Is It Still You? | Spellbound Art Post | Empurata "claws" still | Spellbound Update: It's Cold Out | Watch out for colors! | I've seen those colors before | Rung just wanted to build life and let it run | That's odd! | Spellbound Update: A Visit to A Doctor | Coilspring and a New Look | Gorgeous inky art | Spellbound Update: Blurr's ticklish, it's cute. | Not the expected reaction | Shockwave knows Blurr | A sweet soft gentle Shockwave is still a Shockwave | How long has it been | Well, if I have to be angry Sentinel is still alive, I can be glad Orion is still alive! ... Hopefully | Sketches! | This is a brat/little shit ship, and Blurr is the brat | Spellbound Update: Debts To Pay | Why do you leave people, Blurr? | Hang on I have to go check on something | Spellbound Update: Puppeteer | Mirage reference | I've gone through 587 tumblr pages, Keferon, I remember your FIRST posts about Mirage | Tippets | Mousketools, mouseketools, here are your mousketools! | Fake your death | Mirage has his own idea of who Blurr is | Sketches | Keferon loves a parallel | Anon has noticed the Kill It Colors | Spellbound Update: It's a Trap | Keferon has a fantastic poker face | Why the puppet kept that appointment | We've never seen Blurr lie. | Mirage pays attention to local politics only | Spellbound Update: Why Blurr Learned to Summon Demons | Trust | Confirmation | It's not cold iron | oh god, who's gonna have to deal with HIS ass? | We haven't seen Mirage lie. | ART | On the other hand, it's hard to outwit a tactical nuke | Evil Jim Henson I mean Mirage Art | Sometimes you can hit Keferon with an unexpected parallel and reflect the damage back on them | Spellbound Update: Let's Make A Deal | Debts | Mirage Design Notes | They are pressing each other's buttons | Like this. | When you've got a symptom it's not worth treating for non-symptom-related reasons | It's only half a loophole because it can't be on a direct order (hiring an assassin still counts as murder, while "Will no one rid me of this troublesome priest?" is plausible deniability) | Art! | Spellbound Update: Not Technically Alive | Charming local architecture | Any rescue you can walk away from? | Too pretty to be real | We are all on tenterhooks | Perfectly normal nobleman behavior, historically accurate | Spellbound Update: A Promise, Not A Deal | One part expression-drawing techniques, one part 'omg Mirage made his Blurrs too pretty all the time!' | Art! | Sketchbook art | More sketchbook art! | Mimics Update: Priorities | Mimics Update: Competitive, sneaky nerd | They are playing a friendly game of keep-away, with secrets | What Jazz hears | Expressive | Mimics Update: Storage | Mimics Update: Old Neocybex | Mystery Mousketool continues | Nobody ask me how long this project has taken | Prowl can have a little perfect recall, as a treat | It's a lot of fun, try it! | Mimics Update: Prowl will not rest until he knows all the things | Another mouseketool? | Emotionless character is most visibly passionate | Mimics Update: Meet Elita | Future DVD Bonus Features | Design inspiration | Mimics Update: Meet Vector Prime | A little temporally unmoored | Three hours early or ten minutes late, no inbetween | He sings, too | As long as it's satisfying | I saw a Prime who was... kind of awkward | Notes on Mirage's dogs | Confectionary worldbuilding | How It Works | Always note colors | The Nice And Accurate Prophecies of Vector, The Last True Prime | Who gets into the afterlife? | Bark vs Bite | Bark vs Bite 2 | Mimics Update: Vox Primal | Tappet and Copper | Mimics Update: By Sea and By Air | We've seen a bold bird before | Secrets for later | The bird is used to this treatment | It's a driller | I betcha you would have done the same | Mimics Update: The Little Ice Age | This has already happened | Environmental details | Tragedy | Mystic Tales Fashion | Identity | Keferon loves it when we notice things | Elita's mug IRL | Woe be upon us | And then they put his spark on a shelf and dumped his body in a field | Mimics Update: Out(side) of Time | Don't go into the light | No closure | Prowl does learn | Some Captain America Sleeping Beauty bullshit I tell you what | Choices | The Primes, but closeups | New Primal art | Mimics Update: No, no, your other backstory | Really petty | Prowl develops emotions slowly | Lying Liars | I think it's all Mystery Mousketools in this episode, no handy fishing rods or anything | Writing Process | Mimics Update: A Theological Aside | Touch-Me-Nots as a symbol of consent | A Dangerous Mechanism | There is so much scope for this to hurt." | Jazz keeps his secrets | IRL Forest Language barriers and Prowl's need to know | Mimics Update: Sentinel Ruins Everyone's Day | Somewhere in all these links is the source of that poison | Image-conscious | Shockwave tells us how Soundwave died back when Blurr asks why Shockwave wants to die | Don't worry, me too | If he catches wind of that street theatre performance, he'll be writing romantic plays about demons in no time | Hound is here too! (I'm just glad Moonracer is alive) | Flashback Gang in Color | Spellbound doodles | Mimics Update: "Interrogate" is a strong word | Sentinel sorts people based on appearance, with himself at the top | My Namesake, Apparently | If there's a Belle to Sentinel's Gaston? I support that character getting to kill him. | When the pretty thing he's courted refuses to swoon | He didn't want to die, he wanted his situation to change | Swimming is a particular skill | Mimics Update: In The Event Of A Water Landing, Your Golem May Be Used As A Flotation Device | Hot Rod is not a Prime, but could be | Neither is Orion | Keferon, it worries me when you reblog things like this | Height chart again, because... | OD'ing Jazz would NOT be hard | Mimics Update: Better the devil you know? | Code: Blue | Inaudible | Be shoosh | Good to know! | Mirage is a romantic | That MIGHT fix him | It vaguely resembles Blurr's reaction to, "You could've had anyone and you chose this sick, this... twisted beast?" | Authorized Users | Timeline |
