Positive Associations
Jun. 24th, 2015 12:21 amTitle: Positive Associations
Author: Almighty Hat
Fandom: Jurassic World
Characters: Indominus Rex, Jorge Gutiérrez (original male character)
Word Count: 3,481
Rating: PG-13 for language and references to animal abuse/neglect
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Jurassic World spoilers, animal abuse/neglect, offscreen canonical violence, offscreen canonical death (human and animal), and I talk about dogfight rings, neglected elephants and parrots, and the horrifying history of Shamu, but it's all fairly lightly touched on. If you could handle Jurassic World, you can probably handle this... but you might feel bad about bits of Jurassic World you only cheered about in the theatre. This has an oblique unhappy ending.
Author's Notes: I made a joke, and then I immediately made the joke tragic. I'm a terrible person.
Summary:
"Her only positive association is with that crane."
That's not entirely accurate. How do they clean the Indominus Rex enclosure?
A joke concept turned tragic, in two acts.
( There are many things she doesn’t know. )
Author: Almighty Hat
Fandom: Jurassic World
Characters: Indominus Rex, Jorge Gutiérrez (original male character)
Word Count: 3,481
Rating: PG-13 for language and references to animal abuse/neglect
Pairing(s): None
Warnings: Jurassic World spoilers, animal abuse/neglect, offscreen canonical violence, offscreen canonical death (human and animal), and I talk about dogfight rings, neglected elephants and parrots, and the horrifying history of Shamu, but it's all fairly lightly touched on. If you could handle Jurassic World, you can probably handle this... but you might feel bad about bits of Jurassic World you only cheered about in the theatre. This has an oblique unhappy ending.
Author's Notes: I made a joke, and then I immediately made the joke tragic. I'm a terrible person.
Summary:
"Her only positive association is with that crane."
That's not entirely accurate. How do they clean the Indominus Rex enclosure?
A joke concept turned tragic, in two acts.
( There are many things she doesn’t know. )